Surprise!!!

You see, love you have been complaining that I never make you feel giddy.
You will not see this... just yet.
It will come as a --- yes, it's trite, a surprise.
And I can see your eyes now welling with tears. And I'm grinning from ear-to-ear. Both of us swelling with pride and uncontrollable horniness.
Come, let's to bed, toikee love and toikee pillow.
Forever.